Airport Hustler?! Are you kidding me!?

Just wow. I found this article on digg and I had to comment. it’s from, yet another, prude fucking American about the new airport x-ray scanners they are using in Phoenix. I REALLY don’t understand what the big deal is.

The TSA is about the baddest, bawdiest bureaucracy ever to curse a country, but geez, even they must have needed help on this one. I figure they went to Larry Flynt at Hustler Magazine for advice. Only a pornographer of his unsavory talents could have dreamed up such wickedness: tell Americans that merely groping us is no longer enough protection from the terrorists thronging our airports. Now we must pose for dirty pictures, too.

Hustler!? Are you out of your mind!? The only reason these scanners haven’t come out sooner, is because of how obsessed America is with sex and nudity. We don’t have a problem showing dead bodies and talking about killings all over the news without censors, but the minute we think about a breast, stop the country. lock your doors. something bad is going to happen. GROW THE FUCK UP, AMERICA! The only reason we haven’t been using these scanners for YEARS now is because of how prude this country is. They needed to devise a way to ‘censor’ our naughty bits. What is the big deal?! Your junk is being censored to a degree! You can’t see your face! No one is going to see this but someone who’s seen so many of these pictures, he doesn’t even care any more! Trust me, your not that attractive. I’m sure of it. Because, if you were. You probably wouldn’t care either. No one cares about seeing you naked. I’m very sorry that I have a penis. I’m really sorry that you have a vagina. Terribly sorry that you have breasts. It’s part of nature! IT’S NOT THAT BAD! Why don’t we, as American’s, stop worrying so much about sex and start worrying about the fact that all we ever see on the news and TV and movies are people dieing! Why is something as beautiful as sex, so looked down upon (only, really, in America, too) as such a dirty thing? Why are things that are much more harmful, like violence and all the terrible news that we as a society have become addicted over years and years become so common place that we don’t even care that we just saw a REAL PERSON fall off of that building on network TV. Stop looking for a reason to be angry, just because your bored and you think you SHOULD be angry. I’ll strip naked to ensure my safety any day. These scanners make that process a whole lot more private, so I’m all for it. Just because you couldn’t think for yourself when they spoon fed you this garbage as a child that sex is a such a bad bad thing. Just lighten up. blech. I’m done. </incoherant_rant>